Rolf Ward
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Overview #
Rolf Ward is the owner of The Iron Lung a notorious boarding house in Ashtown known for the deafening industrial pistons that power it. His true passion is sandwich artistry, as he also operates the attached sandwich shop, The Iron Lunch. A human of average height and build, Rolf is a fixture of the district’s grimy underbelly.
After Al started a fire in The Iron Lung, Rolf has had to deal with with rebuilding the inn.
Appearance #
- Distinctive Features: Rolf has wild hazel eyes and black wispy hair. His face is marred by an unpleasant pustule on his cheek and an angular nose.
- Markings: He wears faded, patched clothes.
- Physicality: Despite the rough environment of the Iron Lung, Rolf possesses surprisingly delicate hands.
The “Iron Lunch” Special #
While the Iron Lung is famous for its noise and smog, Rolf is locally known for his second business, The Iron Lunch.
The Locals whisper about the strange contrast between Rolf’s grimy appearance and his hands. He is obsessed with the structural integrity of his sandwiches. He uses his unusually delicate hands to construct sandwiches with surgical precision, often staring intently at customers to ensure they eat them “correctly” without spilling the contents. Woe betide the patron who lets a tomato slice slide out onto the floor.